behind -
an ugly,couch-jumping trip to Iceland happened in their three-ring circus
and sent shock waves across health and wealth, bodies and (heaven) bites the couple,
Neither wants a friend to talk to,
desperate to avoid a cult deprogramming your Dawson’s Creek reunion,
Beset by
rumors since calling a nasty homosexual sidestep for a very public statement,
This has been settled and the agreement has been Yahoo! omg! (for Suri’s sake)
A man can be himself only so long as he is alone.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
Dam!,This Fukn Bangs!!
Real Whoopty!!!
Dis some good shit rockman
as the first fucking thing
this some hardpunch in the shoulder
some Babysitters Art Phag
some Blood Guts and Pussy
some face fuck, head giving ·
maidsex, cowgirl, doggy style, rough fuck,
Pornstar arse-wipe, arsehole, arsenio-hall,
Flatulence Unlimited
Floss With This!
Butt of course,
Every amazing bromance moment
goes out the window because Arthur is being a straight faced fuck head.
by C.P.Harrison
it’s Valentime’s Day-
I’m reading Othello and
bitches still get, killed
Mexico welcomes a god
who throws lightning bolts
screaming “GOOOOAAAALLLL!”
if you like God
you will absolutly love
Beatles - Abbey Road
when alice killed the
rabbit. who raped the march hare
why, no one was there?
drink the night away-
Happy Thanksgiving sweetheart
(don’t be a dumbfuck)
i don’t mind moby
but i can’t stand moby dick…
and oh, i like dick
poetry, art and that
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